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About Brando Quiring

Brando Quiring is an aspiring writer and all around good guy whose interests include giant robots, things that go bump in the night, spicy food, and smaller robots. He believes that through his studies of life around him and his contributions to it, he will some day save the world.

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Secret of Mana

May 14th, 2018 | by Brando Quiring

Square-Enix reaches back in time to ruin Brando’s childhood with a remake of Secret of Mana that does nothing to

Martyrs (2008)

April 24th, 2018 | by Brando Quiring

A horror film review, wherein Brando gets really mad about the 2008 movie, Martyrs, from the New French Extremity Movement.

Annabelle: Creation

September 19th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

Annabelle: Creation is a prequel to a spinoff or whatever, and yet, it manages to rise above its roots to


September 11th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

More than two decades after the TV movie, Stephen King’s ‘It’ is back with a theatrical version that has broken

The Gallows

June 20th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

Brando finally catches up with The Gallows, which he had heard good things about. Brando, you are about to discover

Scream Queens

May 26th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

Brando seems to really like Fox’s horror comedy, Scream Queens. Like, a lot. Like, too much. Um…no one tell him

Get Out

March 7th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

The directorial debut from Key and Peele’s Jordan Peele’s, Get Out, is a sleeper of a satirical horror movie that’s

A Cure for Wellness

February 22nd, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

A Cure for Wellness seems to set you up for an ‘asylum’ movie you’ve seen before, then pulls the rug

The Rezort

January 31st, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

On Netflix, you’ll find The Rezort, yet another zombie movie (meeting with Jurassic Park), which has some good ideas but


January 24th, 2017 | by Brando Quiring

M Night Shyamalan went from being master of the twist to master of the garbage pile. Does his new movie,

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